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“Bugs like these weve got here, you arent going to find those unless you slow down and hunt really hard. Live nearby for a while and look. At which point its too late, if you get a bad result. Youre out of luck then.' Long silence as he walked south along the beach. Then: 'Its too bad. It really is a very pretty world.' Later: 'Whats funny is anyone thinking it would work in the first place. I mean its obvious any new place is going to be either alive or dead. If its alive its going to be poisonous, if its dead youre going to have to work it up from scratch. I suppose that could work, but it might take about as long as it took Earth. Even if youve got the right bugs, even if you put machines to work, it would take thousands of years. So whats the point? Why do it at all? Why not be content with what youve got? Who were they, that they were so discontent? Who the fuck were they?' This sounded much like Devi, and Freya put her head”
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— Mohsin Hamid
Dec 29, 2020 These 2020 quotes totally sum up what has happened in 2020. These funny quotes about 2020 are relatable and representative of the struggle that was the past year. Quotes tagged as 'luck' Showing 1-30 of 766 “You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.” ― Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men. Let these funny Luck Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day. That had the lion 's heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar. I work the more I have of it. Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night. May the sound of happy music, And the lilt of Irish laughter, fill your heart with gladness, that stays forever after. Jul 23, 2020 Read on for the funny quotes you need to get you through quarantine! If you’re feeling extra desperate for a laugh (and who isn’t?!) here are 50 jokes so bad that you can’t help but giggle.
— Emmy Laybourne
— Kim Stanley Robinson
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— Lee Trevino
— Maggie Stiefvater
“That's the luck we have with making films in Europe. It's still, in some ways, a virgin territory for a lot of stories. It's funny to see people in 10-gallon hats somewhere in France or Switzerland. You think, 'Wow, is this real?' You do it in Wyoming and it's redundant.”
— Thomas Bidegain
“I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.”
— John Prine
— Cobie Smulders
— Jim Gaffigan
— Francesca Annis
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It was the nation and the racedwelling all round the globe
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be calledupon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be calledupon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill
I am a greatbeliever in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
Shallowmenbelieve in luck.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck is preparationmeetingopportunity.
- Seneca
- Seneca
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The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson
Not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Dalai Lama
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Dalai Lama
Luck marches with those who give their very best.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Good night, and good luck.
- Edward R. Murrow
- Edward R. Murrow
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Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Nothing goes by luck in composition.
It allows of no tricks.
The best you can write will be the best you are.
- Henry David Thoreau
It allows of no tricks.
The best you can write will be the best you are.
- Henry David Thoreau
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong
A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White
I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ..
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov
A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer
- Albert Schweitzer
If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin
Normal is not something to aspire to,
it's something to get away from.
- Jodie Foster
it's something to get away from.
- Jodie Foster
If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson
Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon
Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall
- Mo Udall
Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers
Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher
- E. F. Schumacher
Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver
Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung
Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin
When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda
Don't live down to expectations.
Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein
Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein
Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw
Our desires always disappoint us;
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard
You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar
The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw
We disrespect ourselves and our free-will
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Shrinking away from death
is something unhealthy and abnormal -
which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
- Carl Jung
is something unhealthy and abnormal -
which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
- Carl Jung
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton
Abundance is not something we acquire.
It is something we tune into.
- Wayne Dyer
It is something we tune into.
- Wayne Dyer
Destiny is not a matter of chance,
It is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for,
But rather something to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan
It is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for,
But rather something to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan
There is joy in work.
There is no happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford
There is no happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford
For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
you have gained something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I get bored very easily, ..
I have a voracious appetite and I do not feel alive
if I'm repeating something I'm good at.
So I'm always looking for new challenges.
- Jewel
I have a voracious appetite and I do not feel alive
if I'm repeating something I'm good at.
So I'm always looking for new challenges.
- Jewel
As soon as man does not take his existence for granted,
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer
When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Red seven game. We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking
In times of great stress or adversity,
it's always best to keep busy,
to plow your anger and your energy
into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca
it's always best to keep busy,
to plow your anger and your energy
into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca
We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig
Today, try something you have never tried before.
Perhaps just a food that is new to you -
perhaps a whole new way of living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Perhaps just a food that is new to you -
perhaps a whole new way of living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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If you want something to be different than it is,
you might as well teach a cat to bark.
Wanting something to be different than it is, is hopeless.
- Byron Katie
you might as well teach a cat to bark.
Wanting something to be different than it is, is hopeless.
- Byron Katie
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It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop
We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho
Worrying is like a rocking chair,
it gives you something to do,
but it gets you nowhere.
- Glenn Turner
it gives you something to do,
but it gets you nowhere.
- Glenn Turner
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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